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Q: I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack-o-lanterns. What am I?kid reaching for an apple

A: A candle

Q: If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?

A: Fall

Q: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

A: The Crossing Gourd

 

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